dream-insilk:

foreheadxkisses:

Body comparisons. 

this makes me feel alive

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

imtiredofaslutlikeyou:

sarcasick:








Photographer unknown, 1950s

the one on the left hello

so hot im actually crying

Oh god, feeling weezy

why dont boys look like this anymore wtf

yes omg ^

why did we go from this to baggy pants and snap backs?

hey there gentlemen


the left!!!

imtiredofaslutlikeyou:

sarcasick:

Photographer unknown, 1950s

the one on the left hello

so hot im actually crying

Oh god, feeling weezy

why dont boys look like this anymore wtf

yes omg ^

why did we go from this to baggy pants and snap backs?

hey there gentlemen

the left!!!

17 Celebrities Who Have The Right Idea About Feminism

I'm living proof that not all men have small penises.
Anonymous

treecool:

idk if i have ever heard anything that sounds more like it was said by a guy with a small dick 

danielkanhai:

my idea of wealth has changed. when i was little i’d dream about living in a giant mansion with like a tennis court and a bowling alley and an indoor swimming pool and all other sorts of sports things i’d never use. now when i fantasize i’m like, “maybe someday i’ll be able to rent a one bedroom apartment and live there alone.”

2by2handsofblue:

abbadonallhope:

bitterassfandom:

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

image

russia gets silver:

image

chinese get silver:

image

british get bronze:

image

actually, it’s been psychologically proven that bronze winners are happier than silver winners! silver winners see themselves as being “so close” to gold, while bronze winners are just happy they won a medal. so any silver medalist isn’t as happy as a bronze medalist!

Canada gets silver:image

ok but it’s canada

rneerkat:

when u walk past somebody attractive and u make eye contact and they smile those moments are nice

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

possessed-night-guard:

marauders4evr:

It’s just a flesh wound.

The single greatest scene in cinematic history.

(i dont reblog things on this blog but this was a keeper)

covnterpartx:

I love this song.
Blink 182 // The Rock Show

covnterpartx:

I love this song.

Blink 182 // The Rock Show

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

Explain your current situation to your five-years-ago self.

frankocean:

wow. alrite. i’ll give it a shot…

hey chris,

your name is frank now..it’s a long story. your girlfriend is about to break up with you because of the long distance. it’s ok. & that job you’re working..well, you’re gonna have to work there for another year and some months.. & then you’re gonna get fired. you’re gonna work a couple more jobs after that too. nothing glamorous. kinkos and at&t if you really want the specifics. but you’re never gonna be homeless or starving. don’t worry you won’t fail and have to move back to new orleans either. you are gonna get your heartbroken though. twice. if it helps, the first one is gonna be worse than the second. contrary to how it feels, it won’t kill you. in fact it’s gonna help you write an album. yea, you finally finished an album. people like it man. you’re actually gonna write and record hundreds of songs. they won’t all be good and most ppl won’t think you’re talented at first, but you’re going to master your gifts. you’re going to become a lot stronger and wiser..even a little taller. be patient. i mean, you kind of have no choice. and be good to people. i don’t wanna spoil too much for you, but.. you’re on a plane right now to the east coast to work with kanye west & jay-z. it’s all working out kid. you made it.