spoiler alert: it’s cause his head’s in the game but his heart’s in the song
do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again
if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.
I have found my people.
who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video
youre all my soulmates
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW
so if im in love with someone does that make it a