throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

alex turner reciting a verse from the bible (x)

cooldudebro:

*gets changed right in front of the window because i love to give back to the community*

*secretly quotes band members in essay*

istumogra:

jensendaddy:

maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

fauxhawks:

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

fauxhawks:

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

ryan: sooo.....just, hypothetically.....
rest of achievement hunter: oH MY GGOD HERE WE Go again rYAN PLEAS E

achievementhuntering:

Ruined My Life

Ruined My Lif

Ruined My Li

Ruined My L

Ruined My

Ruined M

Ruined

Ruine

Ruin

Rui

Ru

R

Ro

Roo

Roos

Rooste

Rooster

RoosterT

RoosterTe

RoosterTee

RoosterTeet

RoosterTeeth

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee